He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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