My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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