I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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