Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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