she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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