I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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