Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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