I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
