yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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