I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
