the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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