You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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