Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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