Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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