Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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