My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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