I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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