And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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