I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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