I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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