Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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