At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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