...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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