well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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