So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
