The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My penis needs a shock collar
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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