Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
