I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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