who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's shark week go big or go home
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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