We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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