I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
