6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
birth control should be required to get into college
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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