Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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