After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Do vagina's smell?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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