This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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