I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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