What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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