yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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