i don't like sucking hair
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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