Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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