PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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