her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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