What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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