So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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