just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Oh god it's open bar.
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