Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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