he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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