I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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