i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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