Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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