Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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