that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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