How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
